Let's set the stage

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
03/03/2020 at 10:10 • Filed to: Bugatti, Bugatti Chiron Super Sport, Bugatti Chiron, Koenigsegg Jesko, Koenigsegg, Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut, Duelo, Hypercars

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Oh, you thought !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Well actually, that’s just the co-main event. You paid a ticket for two speed-fights. This is the other one. The big one. Do you bet on the Franco-German Demon or the Seraph of Angelholm?

Chiron. Jesko.

They’ll be put to the test in The Eyre Highway, Talladega, Paul Ricard, Ahvenisto,  and Suzuka. 

The loser will be left in the dust.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > Wheelerguy
03/03/2020 at 10:13

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Same lead designer. It’s like Cain vs Abel.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wheelerguy
03/03/2020 at 10:20

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Jesko every time.

Because it looks better


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Wheelerguy
03/03/2020 at 10:40

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P lot twist. Both cars racing at the very ironically abbreviated SIC with an added contender..

..a retired 2014 - 2016-ish Indycar

3 laps


Kinja'd!!! Censored > Wheelerguy
03/03/2020 at 10:41

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Jesko will eat the Chiron. The Jesko can turn, end of discussion. They’re both fast, they both accelerate like a missile, however only one can keep its manners on a road course.

Jesko curb weight = 3131 lbs

Chiron curb weight = 4400 lbs


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > EL_ULY
03/03/2020 at 10:48

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They’d both get absolutely destroyed 


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/03/2020 at 10:57

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A GT3 car would be a fairer fight, but they’d still lose.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/03/2020 at 12:01

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true true


Kinja'd!!! StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Wheelerguy
03/03/2020 at 13:23

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You forgot about the SSC Tuatara or whatever. Finally saw the production version and it’s pretty cool looking.

But the Jesko is the shit.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8
03/03/2020 at 22:42

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True, but that’s because I thought the SSC is yet to legitimately get over (in wrestling parlance) after the Ultimate Aero. The Chiron has, and so did Koenigsegg after the 284 record.


Kinja'd!!! StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Wheelerguy
03/04/2020 at 07:06

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I haven’t heard what it has ran, or if they have ran it, but I have seen photos of a delivered car finally.  So hopefully soon.